hmizzle:

He was friggin’ adorbs in this movie.

Yelchin + Worthington + Bale = Win.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s blonde. And not just your ordinary blonde, but the blonde where he looks like an angel. You know better though, we all know better. That’s no angel lurking behind that charismatic smile and those baby blue eyes.
2. He’s admitted to being bi-sexual. Now I don’t know about you, but knowing a guy can go both ways, with other hot guys… hells yes!
3. He’s a great young actor - a definite up and comer - one day to be destined as the next Brad Pitt. Anyone starring on the British show Skins is a sexy motherfucker.
4. He’s ripped and in the best way, probably from all that dancing he does. The best pictures are those where he’s half naked, since they just lend to your brilliant imagination.
5. That smile: it’s alluring in way too many ways. Said ways include sex, sex, sex, and oh yeah more sex.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. The man played Iron Man. Iron Man. A badass engineer turned superhero. He built himself a heart, for God’s sakes. And if that isn’t enough, he is playing Sherlock Holmes! As if the man could have any more mystery in those eyes, he is now going to be a detective! I’ll tell you what, Mr. Downey. You can come solve a mystery. It involves me, you, a bed and a soundproof room. Clothing discouraged.
2. The dude has a nice body. And not in that too many muscles type of way either. He’s got these nice shoulders that make you want to kiss them and scratch them while he does dirty things to you. He’s got this stomach that makes you want to nibble it. Basically, he’s the epitome of delicious in a perfect package.
3. The man smokes. Alright, so maybe this isn’t the healthiest of habits. But looking at the picture above, it wouldn’t be even close to as sexy without that cigarette in his mouth. He holds it perfectly, as if he’s willing to drop it out of his mouth the second you lean in to kiss him. If he can hold a cigarette so perfectly, imagine what else can be done with that mouth!
4. He plays the violin. In 1992 he played Charlie Chaplin in Chaplin. He could’ve very well faked his way through it, but no. He chose the high (and may I say rather classy) road and learned the violin for the part. That means he’s good with his fingers (wink!) and can play you a tune that instantly makes you swoon. Ladies?
5. He can handle his shit. He had a drug abuse problem and fixed it. He almost let his career die and handled it. BY HIMSELF. The man can take care of business AND look good while doing so. Basically any issue you may have, he’ll fix that in a heartbeat all while playing a song for you shirtless with a cigarette rested perfectly on his lips. Yup. Perfect.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. There is a certain heir about James. I mean, I hate to judge but something about this man says I’m a human vibrator. Who doesn’t like something that is battery free?
2. Did anyone catch the make-out scenes in Wanted? After that, I’m really feeling like his tongue belongs in no place other than my throat and the only time we take breaks is to breathe. Is it too much to say, I don’t really like oxygen anyway? Breathing, it’s overrated.
3. Go figure the skinny guy has some serious fucking muscles. You have so many secrets James. Care to let me find out some more? Maybe the secret that is hiding in your pants. Don’t worry, I’m not afraid of snakes, not even the big kind. Oh so you have one! Does the snake play with cats?
4. He’s not exactly the guy next door like Jake but he is a nice guy. He’s the type that will put on a great show for your parents and then after dinner with your parents, exuse himself and you immediately to have sex in a really public place. Who cares? You’re hestitant but not really because honestly that’s bad ass and he’s James McAvoy. Having that in between your legs is all you want, anytime, anywhere.
5. He likes all that classic rock. Not the shit you sing around the camp fire. James likes Def Leppard and you love him for it, you’re dying to do a strip tease to Pour Some Sugar On Me.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. The eyes. They have such a mischievous sparkle. But not like an Edward Cullen sparkle. More like a “whatever kind of trouble could be get into in the next five minutes” variety. Jensen eyes do a whole lot of talking. One glance and you’re unbuttoning, unzipping and undressing before he can even say a word. His eye sexing skills are off the charts.
2. Take it off, baby. A shirtless Jensen has multiple uses: Laudry service center, his abs allow you to wash all your delicates like the thigh high stockings and crotchless panties.  His abs serve and as an ideal eating surface. Who wouldn’t want to eat some Ben and Jerry’s off that? A gorgeous canvas for you to write poems and prose on with your tongue. A place to use your lips to convey his loveliness.
3. He will make you laugh. Sure it’s one thing to be really really really ridiculously good looking. But to be funny too? That’s a cherry on top. He’s the dude who would do the Axl Rose crab dance and wail the words to Sweet Child O’ Mine because he wants you to laugh. Oh and he does a killer Dead or Alive.
4. Superior muscular build. All the better to throw you around and get nice and rough. He can hold you down and make you suffer in the best kind of way. So get out the tarp and baby oil, you’re gonna be having some fun.
5. Even dudes want to hit that.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. HE’S FUCKING BATMAN. There is nothing sexier than a guy who saves people in a mask and suit, and rides in a Batmobile. He can ride me next. Start sliding off the roof of a building and BAM, he’ll be there to save you. Then he will take you home and you can thank him with some good old fashioned lovin’.
2. He got pissy and swore on the set of Terminator. Then was man enough to apologize for it. That’s hot. He can take his rage out on me, with some hot passionate sex
3. His body. He’s toned, he’s ripped. You just want to rip off his shirt and run your hands up and down his pecs and abs.
4. His accent. No one can resist a man with an accent. After sex, he can whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Then have more sex because his voice just turns you on so damn much.
5. He can dance and sing. Ever seen Newsies? Ask him to do his routine…naked.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. Have you seen him shirtless? That man has a banging body!! You just want to grab him and get your fingers caught in his curly chest hair.
2. His hair. It’s always perfect. You’re dying to get your hands on it and ruff it up a little bit, since it seems like no one else is.
3. His eyes. Oh I’m sorry, I mean pools of lusty sex. You glance at them and automatically wet yourself - in the good way. God, if just his eyes can do that, imagine what his real sex part can…
4. He was the prince in Enchanted. He wore tights. Tights that showed BULGE. Why don’t you help him rip those off and unveil the real treasure?
5. Look at his lips. Thick, plump, juicy and luscious are synonyms for James Marsden’s lips. They are just screaming “kiss me!!” and you can scream back when he shows you what he can do with those lips.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. This bitch was in Inglourious Basterds. Yeah, he played Nazi war hero, Frederick Zoller, but admit, you thought it was fucking hot when he wore that suit. And when he got angry towards the end? You wanted him to take that anger out on you. With sex. Angry, angry sex.
2. He speaks four different languages: English, German, French, and Spanish. Now don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t want him to speak some foreign language while he fucks the life out of you.
3. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BODY. The things you know you would do to it, you don’t even have to say it.
4. He looks so goddamn good in plaid, so much so, that that is the one thing you’d let him keep on while the rest of the clothes came off.
5. When he speaks English, that accent is ridiculously attractive. You don’t want him to stop talking. Tell him to throw in some things in English while he’s at it.

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